Sunday, August 16, 2015

Steppage.




I need a 10K going through the window.

[kkkkskchkch]

[kkkcccshrckkchs]-opy.

Where's it going?

It's going [schkkschskch] in the we-[strcchhhkskksch]

Steppage.*

[skckkschgcshhskkkscks] I got [schhfckkschkkschshchshrshhcksackfffkkgch] window.

Steppage. Can you go again, Gaffer?

It's going in the west bedroom window.

Cop-[cchshhskkksghshck]

Is anyone getting that light?

Yeah, I [gcshkkshcksgskshcskfskacksschshsshkkcshgk]

I'll take that as a yes.

(Silence....)

Yeah, I have the light. Can someone help me with the stand though?

[sckkkskgakskckskshskhhhscksaskkkchsachhhsckshhahhicgakkkshhhshckagchhh]

[kkscshscksakkgsgggcshchchskckkshshskckakschakadhsssshckshschshsskasshshssksabchs]

[kkcshghshchshshsskkscchhcshsschshsashchshskchchghahshhsskdcahhskchakshshchgfhscshhhshchsagkkkchskekkkkcschhhss]

Steppage.

Who the he-[gskkcshschhskchsshcagschhchsackkshsksa]

[kkcksassasgschchhsch]

Steppage.

[sccshshchkkscaschkk]

Steppage.

[cscskkschshsaggchskhhh]

[skcshhshsh]

Steppa-[kkscshskskkkxcsh]**



*"Steppage" is when someone steps on what you're saying over the radio. Film set walkies operate in half-duplex mode, which means you can either talk or listen, but not at the same time. So when someone's talking and someone "steps in" with a comment of their own, all everyone else hears is static. Loud, annoying, ear drum crushing static.

**And that, my friends, was how my whole last week went.
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