Friday, May 20, 2011

What I Learned Today...

What does a gorilla do after it's done throwing poo?
-Sets a c-stand.

What do Grips and Electrics have in common?
- Grips don't want to be Electrics either.

How do you spot an Electric walking down the street?
- He's wearing hundred dollar shoes and a free t-shirt.

Why do Sound Guys say, "One, two, one, two?"
- Because on "three" they gotta lift.

What's the biggest thing Grips carry?
- Art Department.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
- Nothing, but he promised to make it up to them on the next one.

Ba dum bum!


Nathan said...

What's the difference between a grip and an electrician? Electricians take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it.

The union has a new test to qualify for the grip department. They lock you in a padded room with a bowling ball and give you 1/2-hour to break it or steal it.

Niall said...

How do know when a union grip is dead? When the doughnut falls out of his hand.

Whats the difference between a grip and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of four.

Nathan said...

The Production Designer thinks the glass is half full. The Director thinks the glass is half empty. The Production Manager thinks some smaller glasses would be a lot fucking cheaper.

Ed (sloweddi) said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha


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