What does a gorilla do after it's done throwing poo?
-Sets a c-stand.
What do Grips and Electrics have in common?
- Grips don't want to be Electrics either.
How do you spot an Electric walking down the street?
- He's wearing hundred dollar shoes and a free t-shirt.
Why do Sound Guys say, "One, two, one, two?"
- Because on "three" they gotta lift.
What's the biggest thing Grips carry?
- Art Department.
What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
- Nothing, but he promised to make it up to them on the next one.
Ba dum bum!