What does a gorilla do after it's done throwing poo?
-Sets a c-stand.
What do Grips and Electrics have in common?
- Grips don't want to be Electrics either.
How do you spot an Electric walking down the street?
- He's wearing hundred dollar shoes and a free t-shirt.
Why do Sound Guys say, "One, two, one, two?"
- Because on "three" they gotta lift.
What's the biggest thing Grips carry?
- Art Department.
What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
- Nothing, but he promised to make it up to them on the next one.
Ba dum bum!
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What's the difference between a grip and an electrician? Electricians take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it.
The union has a new test to qualify for the grip department. They lock you in a padded room with a bowling ball and give you 1/2-hour to break it or steal it.
How do know when a union grip is dead? When the doughnut falls out of his hand.
Whats the difference between a grip and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of four.
The Production Designer thinks the glass is half full. The Director thinks the glass is half empty. The Production Manager thinks some smaller glasses would be a lot fucking cheaper.
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